Britain is a nation of ‘secret bog-roll bandits’

Britain is a nation of ‘secret bog roller bandits’, according to new research. According to a report by eco-tissue company Who Gives a Crap, the average user flushes 127 rolls down the toilet annually. “Even some of the most dedicated environmentalists grossly underestimate the impact of traditional toilet paper production on our forests,” said CEO Simon Griffiths. The Daily Star said Moor Roll Boffins suggest spraying your bum with water before wiping to reduce paper usage.

Pope encourages kindness to mothers-in-law

Pope Francis has urged Catholics to be kinder to mothers-in-law France 24 reported. In an address in St. Peter’s Square yesterday, the Pope spoke about the “mythical character” of mothers-in-law, saying they are often victims of “stereotypes”. He added: “I’m not saying that we see her as a she-devil, but she is always portrayed in a pejorative light.” The Pope also advised mothers-in-law to “be careful how you express yourself”.

Girls “don’t want to” do the “hard mathematics” of physics

Girls don’t learn physics in school because they’d rather not do the ‘hard math’, the czar of the social mobility government has claimed. Katharine Birbalsingh, headteacher and chair of the Social Mobility Commission, told MPs that only 16% of her sixth grade physics students are girls, while they make up the majority of students in biology, chemistry and math classes. She claimed this is because physics “isn’t something girls like.”