Chelsea Handler is fed up with “horny old men” like Robert De Niro and Al Pacino.
in one Video Shared on social media on Wednesday, the comedian cheekily warned Americans about aging actors and other famous men “who won’t stop spreading their seed.”
Along with 79-year-old De Niro and 83-year-old Pacino – who have both given birth to newborns in recent months – Handler targeted 65-year-old Alec Baldwin and 51-year-old Elon Musk experienced a broken condom that they didn’t like.”
“The country is being hit by a new epidemic,” she explained in the video. “And no, it’s not another virus. It’s even worse: horny old men who keep spreading their seed.”
Handler then emphasized how many offspring the four would have produced in total: De Niro has seven children, Baldwin has eight, Musk has ten and Pacino has a relatively modest four.
“So how do we protect the women of this world from horny old men?” asked Handler.
“Don’t worry, I have a plan to stop this madness. And I’m offering to put myself up for auction for any available octogenarians. You can find me on eBay or DoorDash — and use code Sugar Tits for 20% off,” she continued. “Actually, all these old men should probably be put up for auction. After all, they are antiques.”
Though Musk isn’t in his 80s yet — or 90 like media mogul Rupert Murdoch, father of six — “he might as well be because of his personality,” Handler joked in the video.
Her comments may have been largely satirical, but Handler has genuine arguments with the Twitter owner, once describing Musk as “disgusting.”
“I would consider leaving Twitter if he continues to be in charge,” she said said on The View in January. “He’s a mess. … Doesn’t he want to go to Mars or something? Why doesn’t he just go?”
Handler said on the talk show that she wishes Twitter was a “beautiful” place again, perhaps nodding to the reported rise in hate speech on the platform since Musk took office last year.
Handler also recently submitted a pro-vasectomy PPE amid political threats against birth control access, and it eclipsed then-Fox News host Tucker Carlson for angering Handler about not having children has.