I’ve had a penis on my arm for six years… now I finally feel like a real man

A DAD has finally got his new penis in its rightful place – after having it attached to his arm for six years.

Malcolm MacDonald – whose old man fell off the loo – said his nightmare was “put to rest” after an operation that saw him hung between his legs.

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The 47-year-old added: “It was a nine-hour operation.

“The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh my days. They got it right this time.’ I feel like a real man again.”

The sun revealed how a A nightmarish blood infection caused his penis to fall off A fateful day in 2010.

A willing doctor built him a new 6-inch limb that was due to be fitted in 2015 but was temporarily grafted to his arm due to lack of oxygen in his blood.

Then hospital delays and the Covid pandemic meant the £50,000 NHS-funded appendage had to stay put, turning Malcolm’s life upside down.

An elderly lady once asked him to retrieve an item from the top shelf of a supermarket – but the willy detached and swung down beside her head.

In a Channel 4 documentary that airs tomorrow, Malcolm says: “That’s something to tell the grandkids, isn’t it?”

A keen darts player, he also shared how he learned to put his darts underneath.

His penis was created by Professor David Ralph at London’s University College Hospital.

It was made from the flesh of Malcolm’s arm, which gives him the ability to feel.

Eventually he will have a pump in his scrotum to fill it with saline so he can prep it for sex.

Single Malcolm, from Thetford, Norfolk, said: “This could be a turning point in my life.

“My life hasn’t been too good so far, but things can only go bad for so long, right?

“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It was a nightmare, but now he’s gone – the little bastard.”

• THE man with a penis on his arm airs tomorrow at 10.05pm on Channel 4.