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Nan shames she ‘can’t handle alcohol’ after being face planted in the loo at bottomless brunch

A grandmother has suffered a concussion and badly swollen face after planting her face in the loos during a bottomless brunch and is hoping the restaurant will leave her behind

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Makerfield: Gran enjoys a bottomless brunch with a friend

A granny ended up in the loo after enjoying a few too many pornstar martinis after a recent bottomless brunch.

Nat Cooper, 43, assumed she could handle the drink after her recent all-inclusive vacation but later found herself with a concussion and severely swollen eye after falling face first in a toilet stall ground had fallen.

She claims she has no memory of leaving the venue or coming home after the incident.

The mother-of-six, who felt like “Dory from Finding Nemo,” had been sitting on the toilet at the time of her fall, holding the cubicle door open so she could continue chatting with her best friend Siobhan.

The couple had downed copious amounts of Porn Star Martinis and Prosecco during their two-hour brunch they arranged for Nat’s birthday.

The birthday girl had already drunk two “big big” vodkas plus a can of Lambrini on the bus to the restaurant, because “Lambrini girls like to have fun,” she says.







Nat had already drunk two Big Big vodkas and a can of Lambrini when she arrived at the cocktail joint
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Nat had celebrated her birthday with her friend Siobhan
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Nat, from St Helen’s, Merseyside, said: “When I saw my eye the next day I was shocked. I was desperate, what have I done? Please tell me I didn’t fight – I’m a Nan!

“I’ve only been to Wigan for a bottomless brunch so far and I was ill in the restaurant before we left. This was my birthday with my best friend so I was excited and thought I’d really let my hair down.

“I’d just gotten back from vacation and thought I could handle the cocktails, but clearly these aren’t proper spirits at an all-inclusive resort and these drinks have a different reception. Obviously we had been drinking beforehand – two big, big vodkas because Siobhan pours them like a pro.

“I also got a drink for the bus – a can of Lambrini, because Lambrini girls like to have fun, don’t they? We got to the cocktail place and I just started drinking the cocktails.”







According to Nat, Siobhan pours vodka “like a pro.”
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The friends had eaten together at Chapo’s El Campeon in Ashton, Makerfield on Saturday 11 June and the brunch fetched them £35 each.

According to Nat, “I’ve had Porn Star martinis, but you also get a glass of prosecco that keeps getting refilled, so you have two drinks at a time and both my hands were full.

“I had some food that was great I think because I remember that part and then the f*** meets the fan.”

The gas station cashier doesn’t remember going to the bathroom, but was later told that she “just plopped forward” while sitting on the loo and talking to Siobhan, “like the posh bird that I am.” am”.

Nat continued, “If I had closed the door I would have just knocked on the door but I hit the floor.







Nat hopes the restaurant will leave her behind after her antics
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Nat says the food was ‘gorgeous’
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“I don’t remember leaving the place or coming home. I think I had a concussion because I wanted to sleep and didn’t know I had fallen. We went outside to wait for the bus and I was lying on the floor in the bus stop when a very friendly stranger stopped and asked to take us home.

“Instead we asked to be dropped off at our local pub. I wasn’t drinking and still didn’t know I had fallen but apparently I didn’t want to have anyone call an ambulance and the barmaid gave me ice for my eye. Eventually.” , Siobhan and her mother pretty much carried me home and I went to bed.”

She added: “I was like Dory from Finding Nemo – I kept forgetting I had fallen and asking who hit me. The restaurant itself was second to none, a beautiful venue and lovely staff.

“I hope they leave me behind, it wasn’t their fault it was my fault I shouldn’t have pre-drinked! I don’t think bottomless brunches are for me!”

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