Top Gear host Paddy McGuinness has detailed his harrowing kitchen sex session with wife Christine after his parasitic worm was exposed to a bunch of minced chili peppers.
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Paddy McGuinness has hilariously revealed that he has been left in utter agony after he accidentally sat on a pile of chopped peppers during a steamy kitchen affair with wife Christine.
The Top Gear presenter, 48, said his beggar went ‘on fire’ after he placed his derrière cake on top of hot peppers as bombshell Christine, 33, looked on in doubt.
The battered couple inevitably went down and soiled the kitchen in a momentary sizzling love affair – but it came to a sudden halt after Paddy’s unfortunate hit with a minced chili.
Paddy explained that he felt irresistible to his beautiful wife when he walked through the front door to find her cooking a hearty meal for him wearing nothing but an apron.
The much-loved TV star is still worried about the breakdown in his kitchen – but he reminisced about the hilarious story this weekend.
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“So what happened was I jumped naked on the kitchen counter and pretty much sat on a chili pepper and it wasn’t the best experience, I can tell you,” the man joked. again.
“Once bitten, twice, embarrassed, that’s for sure. Let me tell you, it’s like a ring of fire.
“I know some people who can’t even put peppers in their mouths – and if you put them in their mouths, they usually leave your body in the same spot where I was sitting, if you know what I mean. That’s not something I’ll repeat.
“In the end I had to cool down the whole situation and use some Sudocrem and a really cold bath. I am now fully recovered,” he said Sun.
Paddy went on to reveal that the mischievous activities in his and Christine’s kitchen took place before the pair became the proud parents of twins Penelope and Leo, nine, and daughter Felicity, five.
“Before you have kids, there’s a lot of things you do that you don’t keep doing. I don’t have to worry about that these days,” joked the host.
Paddy’s gender confession comes after the Take Me Out host was said to be ‘very proud’ that Christine had a brand new job after leaving Real Housewives of Cheshire behind.
The Top Gear presenter, 48, is said to have crossed the moon about his wife’s upcoming project on ITV’s challenge show The Games and is glad she’s moved away from her Real Housewives in the past. .
Christine, 33, recently landed an exciting new gig with ITV, and her husband is relieved she will no longer be filming scenes where she ‘goes around’ and ‘goes out to lunch’ with other housewives.
“He thinks this is a step in the right direction,” said one insider.
“He never really liked her as a housewife. He felt like she was doing something that had nothing to do with her going out to lunch and chatting with other women,” they said. more YES! Journal.
Proud mother of three Christine, who recently discovered she has autism, has written a successful autobiography, made a critical BBC documentary on autism and starred on ITV’s The Real Full Monty to raise awareness about breast cancer – all in recent months.
After building her impressive showbiz CV, Christine has now landed a new ITV role and Paddy couldn’t be more proud of her amazing wife.
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