Random: This “Vibe Check” of Splatoon 2’s characters is a map of memes and inside jokes

Following the news that the Octo Expansion DLC for Splatoon 2 is now available for free as part of the Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, Nintendo issued a “Vibe Check” to update players on the relationships, grudges, crushes and more to inform, er, edibility (?) of all characters in the game. Look, it’s best to just take a look for yourself:

So now we know Callie and Marie miss each other, Craymond is a “strange little guy,” and Jelfonso thinks you’re a farmer. Does that make you better at Splatoon 2? No probably not. But at least you won’t make any social commitments gaffe when you get invited to the next Squid Ball, which is much more important.

Does that count as crab news? Even though it’s a Friday??? Let us know which “vibe” suits yours in the comments!