Stephen Colbert Units the Temper for Valentine’s Day With His Viewers

“Yesterday, as I hope , was Tremendous Bowl Sunday, also referred to as — a.okay.a. ‘Cryptocurrency Consciousness Day.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“It’s all crypto now. Even the halftime present, bloods versus the cryptos.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“It was crypto and Peacock all day lengthy. There have been extra advertisements for Peacock than there reside peacocks on the planet earth.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Anderson .Paak, and — it was imagined to be Mary J. Blige, however Snoop Dogg smoked all of the j’s, so it was simply Mary Blige.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“However it actually was fairly a sport. The large hits, the lengthy attracts, and that was simply Snoop proper earlier than the halftime present.” — JAMES CORDEN

“It is a headline in The New York Publish at the moment: ‘Snoop Dogg smokes weed proper earlier than star-studded Tremendous Bowl halftime present.’ Yeah, no kidding. He smokes weed proper at the beginning.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Two legends of hardcore gangsta rap, or as the children at the moment name them: Martha Stewart’s good friend and the headphones man.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, on Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre

“I used to be so excited and nervous my palms have been sweaty, knees weak, arms have been heavy. There was vomit on my sweater already, mother’s spaghetti.” — JAMES CORDEN