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“‘The Bachelorette’ Live Updates: Brayden Vows to Maintain Dominance”

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I guess knowing a person’s favorite color doesn’t prove a strong connection after all! I don’t even have a comment on Brayden’s departure because his logic makes so much sense to me, but I’m puzzled that Charity said she sees a forever future with him. Blink twice if someone is making you say that, girl, because I just refuse to believe it. Also, Michael made a crazy move against Charity in their 1-1 game when they were goofy and mimicked mating calls in case anyone caught that. He doesn’t ask, “Can I try a mating call?” and then pulls her in for a kiss. I can’t tell if it’s slick or cheesy or whatever, but I gasped. –Alexandra

OK, LOL, did they do that? I must have paused for a moment because I wrote in my notes, “Why are they screaming so loud?????” Brayden’s departure was supposed to have happened last week, which is why it all felt so unnerving to watch. Girl you know you can’t see a future with his immature ass. And Brayden, you know you’re not going to propose, so stop wasting everyone’s time. I thought it was funny that Charity “accidentally” walked in and noted her tense moment, because, “Okay, which producer orchestrated this whole ordeal?” I don’t love that Charity seemed to explain herself to Douchey-Brayden, but I did I’m glad she finally had the courage to kick him out. -Erin

Charity asked Brayden what was going on, and his best answer was, “I haven’t been excited since I got here.” Wahhh. Okay, you’ve played the role of villain and you’ve clearly exceeded your welcome deadline. I’m sure the producers of Bachelorette had already booked his ticket to Paradise on the way out.

Also, do we think Sean (which I like!) packed his scarf Pacific Northwest style, or did he just drape a table runner from the lodge around him on this date? – Jill

YES JILL! It’s so obvious. “There is no optimism in your voice.” LMAO! PLEASE! How they cut that scene where Brayden is being berated by the other suitors! The flashbacks to his earlier statements? Exquisite. The grin on Charity’s face was the icing on the cake because I think she knew in her heart that the sun was setting on this story.

Also, Tanner’s kind of… kind of attractive… He was talking in that scene, and I had to do a double take. -Ruth

I’m telling you people sleep on it!! –Alexandra

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