Trevor Noah: Russia likes to play chess

“But the US is sure – they are sure – that Russia is still planning an invasion. In fact, today the US secretary of state even says what Russia can do to justify an invasion is to launch fake chemical weapons or even real ones at themselves and then blame Ukraine. Yeah, yeah, first of all, uh, spoilers, hello! ” – TREVOR NOAH

“Second, can you imagine staging a chemical attack on yourself to justify your invasion? It’s pretty messy, especially for Russian soldiers who have to do the job: [imitating Russian soldier] ‘So we launch this ourselves but this is fake, right?’ [imitating another Russian soldier] ‘Yes, we’ll find out when the bomb goes off. Mystery, excitement. ‘” – TREVOR NOAH

“And you know, people, just as erratic as the Russians are, you know what they’re doing right now, right? They are playing chess. This is really what chess is all about: [imitating chess player] ‘Oh, I’m moving forward. I’m falling behind. I am attacking. No, I’m not. The horse is going this way, then it turns around. ‘ This is what Russia is doing – and Russians love to play chess. They were designed for this moment. Meanwhile, the rest of us, we don’t play chess anymore. Now we love stupid games. We’re like, ‘Uh, I need a five-letter word that ends in de. Plate? Is not.'” – TREVOR NOAH Trevor Noah: Russia likes to play chess

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